Monday 3 June 2013

"LAME JOKES AND TONGUE TWISTERS 1", from "the Collection" by Samuel Yaw

"I'm (not) bland,
I can (not) blend,
I'm (not) blind,
I'm (not) blond(e), and
I can (not) blunder.
Who am I?"
— "Childhood Games" by Jorge (HOR-hay)
"What are you sayin' (about that) cyan Saiyan?!"
— Anonymous
"There once was a girl who (happily) lamented that her dress looks "as beautiful as a Dalek's body and a Tesla coil."
— Anonymous
"DOC
Duc de Doc
took a duck,
decked* a dock,
(teched a 'tack**,) [and]
tucked a tick!
He then
bent a tent,
went to Trent,
rented ten,
lent€ a den,
'fent※ a gent, [and]
meant a plent!" @
― "Doc Went-"
Commentary by Fulgere Vogelbach:
* decorated
** "technologized/robotized a fight, or went into battle with robotic reinforcements"
€ lended, as in "let someone borrow an [animal's empty] den"
※ defended, as in "protected the man [from (a certain) danger]"
*** meaned a lot (of things, as in learning much lessons from Dr. Duc)
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(Updated on 28 November, A. D. 2014.)